Foolishness: Michael Jackson's "This Is It Tour"

Michael Jackson just announced his final tour; the tour will be called "This is It" tour.

He ain't kidding "This is It", the sad part is that this has been it for a long time now!

What makes this announcment even more desperate and sad, is that Mike will only be making his final curtain call in London! He has given the big middle finger to the United States.

“I love you so much. Thank you all. This is it. This is it. I just want to say that these will be my final performances in London. This will be it. When I say ‘This Is It’ I really mean this is it. I will be performing the songs my fans want to hear. This is the final… the final curtain call, okay - and I will see you in July. I love you - I really do, you have to know that. I love you so much - really. From the bottom of my heart.”

So, no concert in America?! That's f'd up, but after all that he has been though here in the states, I can kinda feel him on this.

Then again, he did say these would be his final performances in London, so maybe he is giving London the big middle finger and going to continue to perform everywhere else.

Either way, I had the biggest crush on Micheal from 88-89; so for that I will say, "I will truly miss you, Mike. I was hoping you'd get to molest my kids one day."

Foolishness: African Edition

In Nigeria a goat is currently under arrest for car jacking. According to a few foolish niggas, um I mean Nigerians, a man who was in the process of stealing a car with a few of his friends turned into a goat when he realized he had been discovered by some of the locals.

The man, turned goat, is currently under arrest for attempting to steal a Mazda 323. Now, I don't know what I more surprised about, the arresting of the goat or that there are Mazda 323's in Nigeria.

My Adidas?

The Kanye Shoe





A pair of Adidas


Okay, in recent foolishness, Kanye West (millionaire rapper and my future baby-daddy) decided to take his foolishness on the road and become an intern for Louis Vitton. Why? I do not know. During his "tenure" he created a shoe. [see picture of Kanye w/ red shoe] Is it me or do these shoes he "created" look like Adidas. I'm just saying, 'ye, I don't want to see you do it to yourself baby.

I love Kanye, but seriously this nigga is really trying me. Please, Kanye either keep making records or become my husband cause I got to have you stop with this other shit you are doing. It's just not a good look for our empire!

Come on home, I got you boo!

SMH!





Kanye's shoe

Here We Go...

Does Bill O'Reilly ever get tired of himself? Seriously, does he ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say "Damn, I got to be this motherfucker again?!".

Bill is back up to his old foolishness and Smoke & Mirrors act. Here we go:



And why all this hoopla? Cause some "niggas" said their president was black. OOOOOO!

First, Dennis Miller, I have to give credit to for calling Young Jeezy; Emphysema! But when in the hell did Miller become a political version of Dice Clay? I was waiting for a "Ba Boom" and a rim shot after each of his comments.

Of course black people (and yes, niggas) are happy their president is black. We are all vocalizing that our president is black. I've heard white people say "my president is black", so why is it a problem when a bunch of rappers get together and say this? What I like is that two rappers are the focal point of the clip, but somehow they are a representation of the ENTIRE black community. This "hurts" Obama cause these two rappers said they have a black president. "They are spreading hate". Why are we still generalizing a whole group of people on a few? O'Reilly has the nerve to pull at heart strings by playing the victim, "if I say these things I'm a racist". Yes, you are! Because of why and how you say the things you say. His sincerity was about as genuine as positive result on 2nd graders pregnancy test.

For once (and I mean FOR ONCE) I have no problem with what Jeezy and Jay said! I was right with Jeezy when he said "Thank you to the motherfucker who helped pack their shit up and getting them out of the white house"! THANK YOU!!! I think after 43 white presidents, getting a black one is cause for a little celebration and a few whistles being blown. There was no "kill whitey" and "down with the man", just "MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!". But Bill loves to rile up the conservative white folks into a racial frenzy, "we are loosing the country, look I told you these niggas would act this way". *whip* *whip*

But...

After about a min. into the clip you realize that this segment has nothing to do with Young Jeezy or Jay-Z, they were only a way to lead into criticizing (however back handily) Obama. I for one am ashamed of Miller, looking like a $2 hoe that someone pulled out of a trash can. Miller looked so bad, I can imagine a fight right before they said "action" with him and the camera man wrestling over a brown bag with a very strong vodka. The camera man trying desperately to get the bag out of Millers hands.

And what the fuck was Bill O'Reilly doing at a Jay-Z Concert? Oh, right he wasn't there - he is making his assessment off a YouTube clip like every other 15 years old white boy in America. Got hair on your nuts yet, Bill? Then put down the tissue, no pick up the tissue and wipe the tip of your dick, then put it down and go back to work. Oh and Bill, can you please just for once in your sorry, sad, poorly styled haired life present some real news instead of sensationalized propaganda.

No, Girl!

I love me some tall me, with my short ass; but this is too much!

Taraji Henson and Lamar Odom look a hot mess together, he is too damn tall for her! And look at that suit on him, I know he's gonna look sloppy in a casket!

Don't get me wrong Taraji is beautiful, but girl throw that one bag for a smaller fish. Trust me, just cause they tall...well, you know.

He Said/She Said

Some people say black people complain too much. Some black people say that blacks are not treated equally and dismissed. Who is right? Well, as a black person I come from a black perspective. Do I think this country it equal? No. Do I think it's gotten better? Yes. Will America stay the course of social progression? I do not know.

What I do know, whether white or black (or in between, because America is not just white and black, and it has never been; ask the Native Americans), somethings should just be chalked up to the individual and not blamed on race.

Example:

During the Pac 10 game between Houston and Arizona (don't knock me for specifics I haven't been into basketball since the Hornets got rid of Larry Johnson), Aubrey Coleman (Houston team) steps on the face of Chase Budinger (Arizona team).

Here is a clip:


Okay, now let the race card game begin. I originally saw this story posted on Yahoo, and saw the comments were becoming very racially charged (I did not look at the comments on YouTube, the comments on that site are always about race and in a negative way). I took a look at the clip, and I made my own assessment of the situation. I'm not gonna say whether I felt that Coleman was right or wrong, because that will eclipse the story and I do not want focus on my opinion of the event itself. The issue that I am trying to make is what breeds racism and continues stereotyping is when you take a person and based their actions on their race. There are a number of reasons this incident could have happen:

1. There might have been a pre-game argument (or an argument at a party) between these two men that we did not see which resulted in this moment.
2. Possibly, Coleman did not see him there.
3. Okay, Coleman saw him there and stomped on his face for various reasons.
4. This school might have that much of a rivalry going on that it gets physical.

However, none of the reasons for this incident (had Coleman deliberately stepped on Budinger's face had anything to do with a black man lying with a black woman and having a black child. It has nothing to do with Coleman being black. Black people are not predisposed to violence and aggression, despite what the Media will tell you or perpetuate.

Chalk this up to Coleman being an obvious idiot (if he did this deliberate with out provocation). I'll even chalk it up to him being a young stupid, boy. But, at the end of the day if you really believe that people do what they do based on color, then you need to live around your own people. I suggest you get a ticket to whenever your ancestors are from and go home, cause no one belongs here but the Native Americans. Oh, before you go you might want to go to Lafayette "French" Bakery and pick up some of their "celebrity" Drunken Negro Cookies [read next post].

Dummy of the Month

I'm usually not one to get into foolishness like this, because it happens so much I don't like to call attention to idiots; however, I am a New Yorker and I take pride in keeping our streets clean so watch this:




First, congratulations to the women who came forth to complain about this guy. Considering that these cookies were not directed at them racially, they could have easily turned the other way and purchased their macadamia cookies.

I can't believe that he calls those cookies Drunken Negro Cookies, for a number of reasons:

1. Those cookies look nothing like drunken Negroes, actually, they look like him. Don't they look just like him, as dirty as he looked w/ that damn crazy ass looking hair and 9:30 shadow.
2. What is this negro bullshit? What happened to the good old days when racists went all out.
3. You own the shop, but you work the cash register, cook the pastries, and deliver the product. Do you think you have time to be putting others down after life clearly has given you a bad hand?

Lafayette French Pastry? Ain't shit French about that place but the owners armpits and them rats that come out when the lights are off.

They note this bakery as a "celebrity bakery" because it baked cakes for Sex & The City and Jungle Fever, that doesn't make this baker celebrity bakery. I handed Bea Aurthur a cup of seltzer, I guess that makes me a "celebrity" bar.

I like how the cookies are derogatory to blacks, but he says he has a Cuban cousin so it's okay. These cookies were called Drunken Negro cookies not Cocaine Cuban Caramels.

The issue for me is not about if this guy is an idiot, racist, or complete retard; the issue is that if you don't like the cookies do not patronized the shop. So, I have put the information up on this site so you know that if you are ever in New York City boycott Lafayette French Pastry. He says he likes everyone as long as they buy, we'll then I say lets have all races boycott him and see how many offensive cookies he can come up.

He says he has the right to name the cookies whatever he wants, and he is right. I also have the right to call him a dirty, idiot who obviously isn't making much money at what he does since he is "owner", backer, cashier, and delivery boy.