Well, Bill may love the kids but we know now that not only does he not always love the blacks he definitely don't like The Donald!
Bill went in on Donald Trump during his GMA Interview. While, I respect Bill Cosby for the strides he made in comedy, I think he made a misstep w/ his comments on the black community; but his comments on Trump are hilarious!
I lost a lot of respect for Trump when he went in on President Obama, and his constant alliance w/ the Tea Party; I think watching this commentary by Cosby was just the comical release I needed during this whole Trump fiasco.
I love Jim Carrey, I mean love Jim Carrey. I think i'm the only girl that had a crush on him when he was on 'In Living Color'. However, this look is a total fail. He already looks like a serial killer, but this makes him look even more crazy! Please, let's do something about this...is this what happen when a guy has been single fo awhile?!
I've have been a fan of Chris Brown's for awhile now. I rode w/ his ass through the whole Rihanna thing, because truth be told only bitches in their 20's get upset about a dude slappin' them around, when you get in your 30's you like "well, as long as the boy is making hits he can punch my ass"! Despite my allegiance to Chris he from time to time makes a misstep. No I'm not talking about the GMA fiasco, or when he dyed his hair platinum blond (hello, we see what that did for Sisqo's career). I'm talking about this NSFW video called "Spend It All", his strip club anthem. I thought there would be potential w/ this concept, because for anyone who has heard "No Bulls#!t", you know that the boy can paint a picture with his words that would have any girl dropping her drawers before the chorus, but this song "Spend It All" left me underwhelmed.
Let's not get into how stupid the lyrics are, I'm sure Breezy didn't write them himself. Let's talk about how low, and I mean looooooooooooooow, budget the video is. I mean if you just gonna have girls with big asses pushing them up in the camera, I could have been in the video (we all know how big my ass is!). I was disappointed in this song and the video.
Please, Breezy, go back to the drawing board on this one. Cause when you put disclaimers on a video, people want to see more than a bootleg soft-core porn.
I was just about to hang up my 'Ms. Kelly' T-Shirt, but Kelly put a halt to that, Child! Ms. Thang is back stronger than before w/ her recently released single "Motivation". If you didn't know about Kelly before, she is letting you know about her now.
Despite her previous attempts, this video is definitely a contender for hottest video by a female recording artist. Kelly has played pee-a-boo w/ us since Destiny's Child disbanded a few years ago, but now she is giving it all she's got, in this hip grinding, legs shaking, booty poppin', sex sweaty video.
I liked the song already, so the video was just an added bonus! Kelly's voice on this track is reminiscent of Anita Baker; a husky, and provocative tone covers this suggestive track.
Despite many comparisons to her former band-mate, Beyonce; Kelly is in a league of her own, and it seems like someone has finally made her realize that. Let's see what else this young star has to offer in her highly anticipated junior release.
So "Ms. Thang", I mean Ne-Yo has gotten the green light from the Cartoon Network to start production on his own cartoon titled "I heart Tuesdays". Even though I think he called it "I heart Tuesdays" in honor of Twink night at Splash; he insists its because the main character of the cartoon is a 16 year old girl who has to fight evil forces on Tuesdays.
What I find funny is that the plot is about as creative as the title. "Hey, I know the girl fights crime on Tuesday's so let's put Tuesday in the title." I'm really disappointed in Ne-Yo. I would have given a kidney in a bet, that he would have a cartoon called "Down Low Queens with Greasy Monkey Lips", but I'll have to settle for this apparent mess instead.
Can you say weak plot line?
The Cartoon Network was "unavailable" for comment; what a surprise. They are probably trying to figure out who Ne-Yo gave neck to, to get this thing green lit in the first place. There is an executive somewhere writing a suicide note over this.
Since it's open season on pitching to CN right now, I have a cartoon I've been working on since I was 9 years old. It's about a dyslexic girl who can only speak to white monkeys on a leap year, it's called "I heart white monkey's on leap years".
Amber Rose is having a hard time keeping her celebrity since sliding off Kanye's nuts last month.
So, what is she doing? Saying she got an STD from the 'Ye? Or that he has a small penis (which, p.s., we kinda know since every pair of pants this nigga wears is so tight up on his scrotum, you can see his balls holding a "Help Me" sign.)? No, it appears that Rose has been saying that West beat her ass.
Here is why it's hard to believe:
1) Kanye wears purple jumpsuits. Kanye has been dresing so sweet lately that if he were to play a game of '1 on 1' against Prince, he would have to call his team "The Blouses".
2) Kanye West is too busy roughing up white girls on award shows to be beating ass.
Here's one thing I do know:
I might let a cat w/ blue suede shoes slide, but a nigga in a purple jumpsuit ain't whipping my ass. You can whip my ass in a jumpsuit but it can't be purple.
Here is what I think happened:
Amber Roses is close friends with Rihanna. They got together and had a 'Red Bones with Big Forehead's' meeting and the following words were uttered: Say, Nigga, Beat, Ass, To, Stay, Relevant, Dollar Signs (and no, I don't mean $ I mean "dollar signs").
Either way, I do not feel sorry for these men who keep getting in trouble over their poor relationship choices.
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson couldn't sound more like a nigga if he had a chicken leg shitting out his ass, while doing the soul train line on a float going down Martin Luther King Blvd during the black history month parade tribute to Harriet Tubman!
So, with that being said, 50 Cent is coming out with a new movie called "Things Fall Apart". As, mentioned by the voice over this is the most critically acclaimed event of his career! Which ain't saying much, since Kanye West beat him out in the rap album war, with what could arguably be Kanye's whackest album to-date!
Here is a "un-official" trailer of the movie, judge for yourself:
Okay, so here are the good points:
1) 50 apparently funded this project himself; which, I have to say, I respect. I can never hate on a someone who takes their own abilities and resources and gets the job done.
2) Positive representation! Okay, so it's another football movie. It seems Hollywood loves when a nigga overcomes something that allows him to be in the starting line-up of some football game; but then again, Hollywood only casts niggas as athletes or singers anyway. At least it's not 'Boyz In Da Hood 4" or "Friday Part XXIII"
3) Good cast. Minus Ray Liotta, the cast seems to be well rounded. Any movie that can get Mario Van Peebles to put some activator on his S-curl, is great in my book! P.S. - I don't like Ray Liotta, because he has been ignoring my love letters for years!
Here is the bad:
A) It's starring Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. The name alone makes me not want to buy a bootleg from the Africans on 42nd & Broadway. Secondly, I can't take a dude seriously who has veneers!
B) Typical! Okay, so I know I'm back tracking, but the same thing that makes me love the idea of this movie is the same that makes me not want to watch it! Every time a nigga comes out w/ a movie, we have to be overcoming some horrible experience. The new formula is add a nigga + or - a mother, welfare, cancer, drugs, gangs, or AIDS and put words to the paper and there is your movie! For just once, I want to see a nigga doing some Jennifer Aniston type shit! Like, forgetting their daily planner in a cab, and falling in love with the fool who returns it!
C) There really is no "C", just wanted to round out the hate! Hate!
Now, movies about sports or athletes are not my thing, so I wasn't gong to see this movie anyway. With that being said, I will go to support a brother who had brains enough to put money to his own project.
I hope that you guys go out and support him, as well. If only to keep this nigga off the streets, cause he got shot 9 times for snitching - imagine what he would get if he came back to his old hood after having such great success. Supporting this movie is part of the "Keep 50 alive" initiative.
