Foolishness: African Edition

In Nigeria a goat is currently under arrest for car jacking. According to a few foolish niggas, um I mean Nigerians, a man who was in the process of stealing a car with a few of his friends turned into a goat when he realized he had been discovered by some of the locals.

The man, turned goat, is currently under arrest for attempting to steal a Mazda 323. Now, I don't know what I more surprised about, the arresting of the goat or that there are Mazda 323's in Nigeria.

My Adidas?

The Kanye Shoe





A pair of Adidas


Okay, in recent foolishness, Kanye West (millionaire rapper and my future baby-daddy) decided to take his foolishness on the road and become an intern for Louis Vitton. Why? I do not know. During his "tenure" he created a shoe. [see picture of Kanye w/ red shoe] Is it me or do these shoes he "created" look like Adidas. I'm just saying, 'ye, I don't want to see you do it to yourself baby.

I love Kanye, but seriously this nigga is really trying me. Please, Kanye either keep making records or become my husband cause I got to have you stop with this other shit you are doing. It's just not a good look for our empire!

Come on home, I got you boo!

SMH!





Kanye's shoe

Here We Go...

Does Bill O'Reilly ever get tired of himself? Seriously, does he ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say "Damn, I got to be this motherfucker again?!".

Bill is back up to his old foolishness and Smoke & Mirrors act. Here we go:



And why all this hoopla? Cause some "niggas" said their president was black. OOOOOO!

First, Dennis Miller, I have to give credit to for calling Young Jeezy; Emphysema! But when in the hell did Miller become a political version of Dice Clay? I was waiting for a "Ba Boom" and a rim shot after each of his comments.

Of course black people (and yes, niggas) are happy their president is black. We are all vocalizing that our president is black. I've heard white people say "my president is black", so why is it a problem when a bunch of rappers get together and say this? What I like is that two rappers are the focal point of the clip, but somehow they are a representation of the ENTIRE black community. This "hurts" Obama cause these two rappers said they have a black president. "They are spreading hate". Why are we still generalizing a whole group of people on a few? O'Reilly has the nerve to pull at heart strings by playing the victim, "if I say these things I'm a racist". Yes, you are! Because of why and how you say the things you say. His sincerity was about as genuine as positive result on 2nd graders pregnancy test.

For once (and I mean FOR ONCE) I have no problem with what Jeezy and Jay said! I was right with Jeezy when he said "Thank you to the motherfucker who helped pack their shit up and getting them out of the white house"! THANK YOU!!! I think after 43 white presidents, getting a black one is cause for a little celebration and a few whistles being blown. There was no "kill whitey" and "down with the man", just "MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK!!!". But Bill loves to rile up the conservative white folks into a racial frenzy, "we are loosing the country, look I told you these niggas would act this way". *whip* *whip*

But...

After about a min. into the clip you realize that this segment has nothing to do with Young Jeezy or Jay-Z, they were only a way to lead into criticizing (however back handily) Obama. I for one am ashamed of Miller, looking like a $2 hoe that someone pulled out of a trash can. Miller looked so bad, I can imagine a fight right before they said "action" with him and the camera man wrestling over a brown bag with a very strong vodka. The camera man trying desperately to get the bag out of Millers hands.

And what the fuck was Bill O'Reilly doing at a Jay-Z Concert? Oh, right he wasn't there - he is making his assessment off a YouTube clip like every other 15 years old white boy in America. Got hair on your nuts yet, Bill? Then put down the tissue, no pick up the tissue and wipe the tip of your dick, then put it down and go back to work. Oh and Bill, can you please just for once in your sorry, sad, poorly styled haired life present some real news instead of sensationalized propaganda.

No, Girl!

I love me some tall me, with my short ass; but this is too much!

Taraji Henson and Lamar Odom look a hot mess together, he is too damn tall for her! And look at that suit on him, I know he's gonna look sloppy in a casket!

Don't get me wrong Taraji is beautiful, but girl throw that one bag for a smaller fish. Trust me, just cause they tall...well, you know.

He Said/She Said

Some people say black people complain too much. Some black people say that blacks are not treated equally and dismissed. Who is right? Well, as a black person I come from a black perspective. Do I think this country it equal? No. Do I think it's gotten better? Yes. Will America stay the course of social progression? I do not know.

What I do know, whether white or black (or in between, because America is not just white and black, and it has never been; ask the Native Americans), somethings should just be chalked up to the individual and not blamed on race.

Example:

During the Pac 10 game between Houston and Arizona (don't knock me for specifics I haven't been into basketball since the Hornets got rid of Larry Johnson), Aubrey Coleman (Houston team) steps on the face of Chase Budinger (Arizona team).

Here is a clip:


Okay, now let the race card game begin. I originally saw this story posted on Yahoo, and saw the comments were becoming very racially charged (I did not look at the comments on YouTube, the comments on that site are always about race and in a negative way). I took a look at the clip, and I made my own assessment of the situation. I'm not gonna say whether I felt that Coleman was right or wrong, because that will eclipse the story and I do not want focus on my opinion of the event itself. The issue that I am trying to make is what breeds racism and continues stereotyping is when you take a person and based their actions on their race. There are a number of reasons this incident could have happen:

1. There might have been a pre-game argument (or an argument at a party) between these two men that we did not see which resulted in this moment.
2. Possibly, Coleman did not see him there.
3. Okay, Coleman saw him there and stomped on his face for various reasons.
4. This school might have that much of a rivalry going on that it gets physical.

However, none of the reasons for this incident (had Coleman deliberately stepped on Budinger's face had anything to do with a black man lying with a black woman and having a black child. It has nothing to do with Coleman being black. Black people are not predisposed to violence and aggression, despite what the Media will tell you or perpetuate.

Chalk this up to Coleman being an obvious idiot (if he did this deliberate with out provocation). I'll even chalk it up to him being a young stupid, boy. But, at the end of the day if you really believe that people do what they do based on color, then you need to live around your own people. I suggest you get a ticket to whenever your ancestors are from and go home, cause no one belongs here but the Native Americans. Oh, before you go you might want to go to Lafayette "French" Bakery and pick up some of their "celebrity" Drunken Negro Cookies [read next post].

Dummy of the Month

I'm usually not one to get into foolishness like this, because it happens so much I don't like to call attention to idiots; however, I am a New Yorker and I take pride in keeping our streets clean so watch this:




First, congratulations to the women who came forth to complain about this guy. Considering that these cookies were not directed at them racially, they could have easily turned the other way and purchased their macadamia cookies.

I can't believe that he calls those cookies Drunken Negro Cookies, for a number of reasons:

1. Those cookies look nothing like drunken Negroes, actually, they look like him. Don't they look just like him, as dirty as he looked w/ that damn crazy ass looking hair and 9:30 shadow.
2. What is this negro bullshit? What happened to the good old days when racists went all out.
3. You own the shop, but you work the cash register, cook the pastries, and deliver the product. Do you think you have time to be putting others down after life clearly has given you a bad hand?

Lafayette French Pastry? Ain't shit French about that place but the owners armpits and them rats that come out when the lights are off.

They note this bakery as a "celebrity bakery" because it baked cakes for Sex & The City and Jungle Fever, that doesn't make this baker celebrity bakery. I handed Bea Aurthur a cup of seltzer, I guess that makes me a "celebrity" bar.

I like how the cookies are derogatory to blacks, but he says he has a Cuban cousin so it's okay. These cookies were called Drunken Negro cookies not Cocaine Cuban Caramels.

The issue for me is not about if this guy is an idiot, racist, or complete retard; the issue is that if you don't like the cookies do not patronized the shop. So, I have put the information up on this site so you know that if you are ever in New York City boycott Lafayette French Pastry. He says he likes everyone as long as they buy, we'll then I say lets have all races boycott him and see how many offensive cookies he can come up.

He says he has the right to name the cookies whatever he wants, and he is right. I also have the right to call him a dirty, idiot who obviously isn't making much money at what he does since he is "owner", backer, cashier, and delivery boy.

Dose this look like the face of a 21 year old?

Of course not! Akon is up to more foolishness, this time he's not inappropriately groping young girls on stage. Apparently, Mr. Kon (I don't know the niggas last name, nor do I care) doesn't know what his real age is. #1 sign that you are in your 30's, faking amnesia when asked the "how old are you" question.

The reason he gives for not knowing his age? Despite having a BIRTH CERTIFICATE AT HIS DISPOSAL TO CHECK!!! Is that in Africa age is not important. Right! Nigga, how old are you? Cause now I'm really concerned.

I guesstimate that he is about 38 or so. One because in that one picture, he has that Keith Sweat/Jonny Gil "I'm so fly" S-Curl; only an old nigga would rock that. Also, the nigga stay ashy, and as you age some of the sheen and luster goes w/ you.

I just think its sad that he has to lie about his age, is the business that rough that niggas is lying about their age?!

Wow. There is no hope for us women.

Is Obama Black?

Let me take some time to be serious now, because this is a serious issue and I don't want to make light of this situation. Here are the reasons why some consider Obama not to be our "first black president":

1) He's Married to Black Woman
2) He's President
3) He takes care of his kids

Okay, I promise no more jokes. I promise. Hehehe!

This issue is very simple, yet very complex. Obama is non-threatening, which made him the perfect "black" man to run for the job of president. Is America over it's racial hump because Obama is president, of course not. Are things gonna get better, we hope.

However, race does still play a big part in our country. Now, take some big black (and I mean Wesley Snipes and Seal had a baby) burly nigga, with soup bowl lips, gigantic hands, but with the same qualifications and background as Obama; would he be president, HELL NO! No way you gonna see no dark chocolate in the white house, you better enjoy Michelle Obama while she's there cause that's the blackest the white house is gonna get.

I remember being on stage during the campaign process and saying to crowds "why do we act like Obama is not white also?", to which I got blank stares and sometimes comments like: "he's black", "he isn't white", or "he looks black, so he's black". Not one person wanted to take responsibility for Obamas whiteness. Now, he stands today our president all the stories have changed and now everyone is taking their claim in this man. The whites want a piece, niggas we know we got our piece, and who else? I'm just waiting for a Tiger Woods moment to happen in 3, 2, 1...

Bottom line, I understand where some blacks are coming from when they say he ain't our first black president, because America ain't gonna put no real nigga in office. I understand where other black say he is our first black president, because America created this 1/16 rule and it still applies (don't try to take it back now). I understand where some whites are coming from, because his mother was white and he shouldn't have to deny his heritage.

I just say, lets all calm down, enjoy the fact that Bush is out of office.

All jokes aside, even though from time to time I will say our "blackish" president - I absolutely respect Obama, and feel totally safe in his hands. But, that nigga ain't above being cracked on like the rest of ya'll.

Who knew Indians were just like niggas?!

Here we go w/ this crabs in a barrel shit. One person from a disenfranchised community does something good to bring their people some shine, now everyone jumps on the bandwagon to talk against that person because they want to be "controversial" and bring a little heat their way. Does this sound like some niggas you know?

So, apparently there is some beef between the people of a Mumbai slum and the 'Slumbdog' movie. First, this story was posted on Yahoo and the report I read stated that "several dozen" of these people came out. Several dozen? I've had more people come to see me take a shit.

It was very pitiful, because they are holding up signs that say they are the Future of India. No, baby, no you not! You are the future of Dell's Tech Support. India has a very rich future already, and the fact that with all the wealth in India, there somehow still is a slum area - something tells me somebody's daddy pissed someone else's daddy off.

Look at the kids in the picture. They look clean, look like they just ate, they look healthy. There is a dog in the picture, who also looks clean, looks like he just ate, he looks healthy. Come on, I've seen 15 little Mexican girls wearing the same dress at the same time, now that's struggling. As bad as this economy is right now, I might be moving to Mumbai to see if I can get a job working for Verizon or Dell.

My heart goes out to this kids, all jokes aside, but they ain't living in no real ghetto. Try living in Compton or the Bronx for a week, then cry.

Always trying to trip a nigga up...

Here is the latest foolishness surrounding our first blackish president, apparently he had to be sworn in a second time; because the fool in the robe (Chief Justice John Roberts) jacked up the original oath. Can you imagine what would've happened if they didn't re-do this oath? 4 years from now people would've been chanting he wasn't our president because he didn't say "faithfully" before president and he said "elected" after president.

I can not believe this is even an issue. He could've put his hands on a bucket of fried chicken, and chanted the song from the 'Golden Girls', he was still my president at 12 p.m.

This is just the beginning of the scrutiny. SMH

Who are these people?!

Okay, so I know who they are but who cares?! I don't really care for Joe Biden, he's made some stupid remarks over this campaign and I'm sure over the course of his grey-head life. Him and his wife, who I've lovingly named Saddle Bag Arms look as phony as a $2 bill; but America needed to see some white meat in order to elect a black president - so, I have to say 'Thanks' for validating the ticket Biden.

But who is this guy?! What do we know about him? We spent so much time trying to get Obama in office that we didn't take the time to look at his running mate. I personally think Hilary Clinton would've been a better option, but lets face it not only would Hilary have tried to kill Obama not one Republican in their right mind would vote for Hilary. That's one Snatch you couldn't give away on Ebay.

Back to Saddle Bag Arms and her husband. I don't like this man, I've got my eyes on him and that's all I'm saying.

I don't trust me with comb-overs, so you know I really don't trust a man w/ a comb-back. Who is he trying to fool, fluffing up them two or three strains of hair in the middle?

Anyway, because they were very overlooked during the whole process - let me give them a little bit of shine, not much, but enough for what they bring to the table, which ain't much, but it's something, but not a lot, but enough to give them this shout-out, but that's it so don't get used to it, but i'm gonna do it so before I talk myself out of it....Here you go

Wearing the man out already!!!!

Child, they are wearing this man out already. Not even 48 hours in office and my man looks like he's aged 50 years.

America is gonna worry this man to death, which is my biggest gripe. Even if this man comes in office and takes a shit on the entire country, bangs Michelle everyday, and goes on welfare he could never be as bad as the idiot we had in office for 8 years!

America sat back and let this idiot screw over the country for 8 FUCKING YEARS! And now all of a sudden we expect someone to come in here and clean up his mess. Fuck that! And yes I said it, FUCK THAT!

Why is someone else always responsible for cleaning up the mess that these Bush's make?! First, Clinton had to clean up after daddy Bush, now Obama w/ baby Bush. I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and watch "Brother to, but smarter than the idiot Bush we just had in office" Jeb become president. I can't take anymore of the Bush family, and their highly unattractive wives!

Who can forget Great-Grandma Bush (AKA Gargoyle), Barbara, who we found out was not only ugly on the outside but uglier on the inside; during that whole Katrina fiasco.

I've lived through 12 years of Bush's and some of Ronald, I'm done with these people. Every time we let these Republicans in office, the economy suffers, the rich get richer, the poor starve, and I have a hard time supporting my 2 wigs a week-habit.

Enough!

You'll see more of this!!!!

Now that we have a black man in office (well, blackish) and he is married to a black woman (well, sistah) now black women have become the new commodity, move over Becky its Bonquisha's turn to shine!

Look at Di Niro, this nigga gonna finally get a chance flaunt is 3rd black wife around (or is this his 4th) this man has had more black tail then Abraham Lincoln.

My hats off to Di Niro.

Now that there seems to be more acceptance of black women, maybe Whoopie Goldberg can finally get a movie where her white love interest actually gets to kiss her before the movie shoots to closing credits. You ever notice that? Every movie she's ever been in she's had some white dude that was her love interest, but zero love scenes. SMH

So, with this being said, black women go claim your white man at gate 7.

The Truth

Now you all know me by now, I'm a Gospel and R&B girl, however I think I found the truth in rap. I have to thank Roc Belushi for hipping me to this dude.

Introdcuing Charles Hamilton.

Now, I have to give this guy props one because he is a Scorpio (like me!) and second because (despite being crazier than a box of Crazy Loops) he might just be the truth to this new generation of hip-hop.

I will be buying his album when he comes out on Interscope!

What makes his story even more dramatic is that he comes from a very tragic past (homeless, drugs, and hurt - what we artist go through just to make it).

Mark my words this guy is the next big thing. A young black man, with talent, fame, money and a brilliant mind - which means he'll be married to a white woman next month.

I'm gonna post two clips from him, but there is a bunch of stuff on YouTube for him - GO CHECK HIM OUT!

Foolishness Continued...

Okay, here is a clip of pure foolishness! Comes as courtesy of the late James Brown. Got to give it up to the man, he was a legend. He made a lot of great hits. He wrote and sang 'I'm black and I'm proud' and then turned around and married every white woman in a 15 mile radius.

In this interview, Mr. Brown is being questioned on his altercation with his wife that caused him to be arrested.

Watch:




Highlights of this clip:

1) Why does JB look like the fly in this interview?
2) Why is he wearing a windshield on his face?
3) What is up with the gloves?
4) He opens up the interview not with "hello" but singing "this is a man's world"
5) Classic moment: interviewer asks him a why the women love him, one of his responses "because I make love good" she then follows that statement up with "I hear you are coming out with a gospel magazine". LOL!!!
6) At one point I think he is speaking in Chinese!

And because I promised my friend and JB's biggest fan that I would, here is a clip of JB at his best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exMWFeJQBZY&eurl=file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/kywrnHmGfy6TRKyXrWED7w--&feature=player_embedded

B. Scott : Done Debbies

Now, I'm a leader and not a follower - just like B. Scott. So, I'm not all about promoting some bullshit just because everyone is into it. However, I truly love B. Scott and here is just one example of what I like about B.

In this clip, B. Scott is talking about 'Done Debbies'


If there is one thing I need in my life is a gay man who can wear a scarf like none others!

You can check out more B. Scott at http://www.LoveBScott.com

Pimping Yo' Baby!

Looking to make extra cash? Got a baby? Okay, well pimp them out. Want to know how?!

Just sign them up to be a baby model. In every major metropolis, on any given day this process takes place. There are parents who spend time and energy trying to get their child into modeling. Now, if you thought the career span of a dancer was limited, you have to see the career span of a baby model. They can only work newborn up to 3 1/2 years in the baby modeling world, before they become has beens.

So, just in case your baby looks like Flava Flav they have criteria for the little crumb snatcher. Here is what Joe Freeman of Dynasty Models is looking for: "It's almost like if you see something you know it," says Freeman. "For a baby, pretty much you're looking for that cuteness. I hate using the term, but that all-American look. That baby with a wholesome look."

I can not believe he just said "baby with a wholesome look"!!! Isn't that all babies?! Are there slutty babies out there?! Babies that look like they've been around the block? Kim Kardashina babies?! Or Courtney Love babies?! Babies selling crack on 145th and Lennox? Babies strapping time bombs to their back and hoping on America bound flights? Babies smoking Newports and selling their bodies for $10 and a crack rock? Babies back-up dancing in Beyonce videos. Babies telling McCain to kiss their ass? Babies having babies? Babies going to nightclubs looking for their future baby daddies? Babies stealing from convenient stores. Has anyone seen a shifty looking baby?

This statement baffles me, but amuses me at the same time.


If you are interested in baby modeling or want to read more of the article written by Vanessa E. Jones with Boston.com here is the link: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/family/articles/2009/01/03/next_years_model?s_campaign=8315

Chris Angel's new Trick

Chris Angel is now "officially" dating Holly Madison of the Girls Next Door Fame.

So, if you are wondering what his new trick is - it's Holly Madison. She is best known for letting Hugh Hefner (aka Dust Balls) take a dip in her swamp thang! Now, not that Chris Angel looks any cleaner (cause he's known for his flock of groupies) I am certain that taking Hugh Hefners leftovers is a little beneath him.

But whatever, I loved the GND; my favorite being Bridgette ( I have no clue, she just seemed the realest). Despite, my lack luster affinity for Holly I really was rooting for her to get that ring from Hef - cause God knows she put in enough man hours on her knees to get it.

Another GND cast member, Kendra is slated to get married on Hef property to some football player (I think). I'm not even interested enough to Google the information to correct myself. Kendra I never really thought was in it for Hef, she could do with or without him.

Unfortunately, GND is over. :-( This makes me sad because between GND and Keeping up with the Kardashians, I was in over hyped hoe heaven?

I wish all the girls good lucky w/ their relationships, apparently you can turn a hoe into a housewife!

Where the F*^%K to they find these men?!

Essence has come out with its annual 'Will You Marry Me' bullshit. This is where .0023 % of those 30% of black women who will find a man, gets a marriage proposal of a life time.

As much as I want to hate on these women, hey they found their man, so congratulations! I just want to know where they found these guys?! The stories this year are very dramatic and makes me wonder why I can't keep a man for more than .24 seconds! One man decided to commit his life to his future wife, who was diagnosed with Multiple-Sclerosis! Can you imagine a man loving you that much?! I can't even get a man who can deal with my incessant snoring and morning breath, let a long a debilitating disease! I had a nigga leave me because I burnt a piece of toast. "You burnt the toast, bitch I'm outta here".

Another lady finds her man in the grocery store, getting ORANGE JUICE!!! I am always getting Orange Juice!!! Ridiculous

If you are interested in seeing these proposals and hearing their stories go to www.essence.com That's where you will find all the bullshit.

I'm still shaking my head, something about seeing a man get down on his knees and ask a woman for her hand in marriage is very disconcerting to me. Quite, possibly I am so jaded by marriage and relationships, I can't even take the time not to smirk in amusement as these men share their undying love for these beautiful sistahs.

Even if I never have a proposal of my own (despite my mothers constant praying) I hope that I continue to see man stepping up to the plate and making the woman in their life, their partners for life!!!

Introducing, Foolishness...

We are starting the New Year off with more foolishness. I posted earlier this week, this young Korean man (but don't tell him that) singing some Mariah Carey song! Child, he started this day off with more of his foolishness.

He can't even remotely sing, and although I gave him props last post, I'm inclined to take it back. What is up with that spiderweb, see-through vest?! Someone call Prince, he's about to be swagger jacked.

So, without further ado, here is FOOLISHNESS...




Yelling Girl Side Note: His name is not foolishness, that's what I've dubbed him.

R.I.P Helen Suzman

Sometimes this world can be very negative, and one of the issues that perpetuate negativity and hate is the issue of race and color. Helen Suzman was an advocate against Apartheid, at a time when it wasn't acceptable for a non-black to be. She continued her fight against what she knew was wrong, when it wasn't popular.

She passed away at the age of 91.

My condolences to her family, and I hope they keep her legacy alive.

A lesson for Madoff?

Its too early in the morning for this bullshit! Associated Press is reporting that some thieves stole a statue of Bernie Madoff's, worth over $10,000.

This apparently happened on Dec. 22. The statue has since turned up at a country club of Madoff's with a letter attached reading "Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return stolen property to rightful owners. Signed by — The Educators."

Really?

What point is this proving?! Do you think this guy gives a shit about whatever after school lesson you are trying to teach?! Really, the man has swindled over 50 billion dollars from his investors!

Not that I am advocating violence by any stretch of the imagination, but something tells me the only thing this man might understand is a foot in the ass! Which he wont get cause he's going to a federal prison.

Watch Out For the Big Girls!!!!

I'm a big girl, yes, I'm a big girl! And what?! I don't want anyone saying anything to me about being a big girl, cause I look good! Okay, now I will take into consideration that I have a nice shape for a big girl, not that box back and all that some girls are cursed with; but still I'm big none the less. I love my big girls and will fight hard for them, but sometimes there is one in the bunch that makes me roll my eyes and say "sit your fat ass down"! This is one of those times.

Posted here you will find a clip of this girl named Scarlet, now I don't know if that is really her name cause it doesn't sound big. You know how big girls somehow have big names, almost like they are destined to be big? Well, Scarlet decides that she is gonna sing for us and in the middle of the damn song ( a song that I've never heard and one that I think is very impromptu cause at times even she looks confused at the words coming out of her mouth) and change her shoes.

Then she hops her big ass on this coffee table and....Just watch: (skip to about 2:15 in, cause it gets a bit long up front).





Did you see this?! Now granted the tape is called Scarlet takes a tumble, and I really thought I wasn't going to be surprised when she took the tumble, cause I was being prepped for it. But honey, when that fool fell! I'll tell you, I _______________________________ flat lined!

Here are the times I expected her to fall
1. When she put on her shoes, cause she was huffing and puffing and bent over awkwardly trying to put them on.
2. When she first got up on that coffee table, cause I heard the table say "Are you kidding?". That table creaked for dear life!
3. When she started that little booty grind, or whatever that was?

I was surprised that after the song was done and she had done all the things possible to bust her ass, she falls on the dismount!!!!

And the judges give her a 8.6!

Child, I have no words.

You have to watch the clip at least 5 times, cause the first 4 times you are laughing so hard you miss all the comedy gold at the end when she is on the floor in pain for about 3 mins.

This is my girl, fearless and shameless (cause she posted this shit!).

Big up, big girl!

P. Diddy = Shitty Time for Coach

Diddy said that the party don't stop. Well, apparently, it does for Cincinnati football coach Brian Kelly. When Kelly got wind that Diddy and his entourage were going to throw a party at a Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, he elected to take his team to another hotel. Kelly, has got to be the only man in the world that ain't trying to sip Gin 'n Juice with Diddy. Seriously?! I mean, I know a few nuns that wouldn't mind getting invited to a Diddy party.

Apparently, Kelly (who is a professed man of the world), knows what its like to party with the likes of Beelzebub himself; he decided that this would lead to nothing less than catastrophe for the guys on his team.

I have mixed feelings about this. One the one hand you got the "Diddy factor", major star who will drop no expense making his party HOT TO DEF; who wouldn't want to be a part of this bash? Then you have the coach, he has a team to lead and is responsible for some guys who may not be responsbile enough to take care of themselves.

I think this could've all been avoided if the coach took a look at the guest list, cause knowing Diddy and his exclusive ass, those boys probably wouldn't have been on the guest list anyway.

Yelling Girl Side Note: Shout out to Diddy who is a Scorpio like me. I'm the 3rd of Nov. he's the 4th! Scorpios rule!