Time Warner and Viacom BFF's again!!!

So, we all know that there was a lot of drama with TW and Viacom over the last few days. Time Warner was bitching about Viacom's fee increase (and rightly so). While Viacom was not budging on their demand for more money (and rightly so). So, with this stalemate and each side making valid points: TW did not want to add more fees onto their customers and Viacom wanted to increase their already low fees to compensate for financial issues; what was a girl to do?! Miss out on SpongeBob Square Pants?! I THINK NOT!!!

Each side has decided to renegotiate their contract and keep customers happy, I think in the end TW understood that they were going to do their customers a great disservice and could compensate for the few customers they will lose in the rate increase, and Viacom was confident they could make TW their bitch, so it all worked out in the end.

Wait, TW is not my cable provider its Comcast, so why did I give a hoot? No, wait is Comcast the same as TW? Wait, no, I am with Time Warner. No, am I?!

Oh, who cares!! The bottom line is that the world is back to normal and as always decisions affecting the masses financial contribution is made by the rich men who have money!!! And these men probably do not even watch these shows on TV, they have enough money to have the cast of these programs come to their houses and reenact them in their living room.

All I know is with all this hoopla there better be some over the top shows coming from these networks, because I will now be paying and extra $2.76 for them!!! To guarantee good shows, I suggest they call me for a few scripts and casting, lol.

I'm being outed by Facebook

I love face book, that wonderful social networking site that in its on way is very pretentious. LOL. Anyone who is on this site knows that Facebooks has a way of gearing advertisements towards the individual using the site. From time to time, if you are party girl, you might get ads from night clubs and sexy lingerie boutiques. Or, for you more religious girls, there might be ads to join a Christian group or a dating site for those more morally decided than others. So, it amzaes me that every time I go on Facebook I see various ads for lesbian support groups and lesbian social networking sites, is Facebook trying to tell me something?!

I am not a lesbian!!! Despite, what my relationship status may say about me (30, single, no kids, and living alone). I take great offense to Facebook trying to turn me out like a bad espisode of the L-Word.

Am I the only one who has had this experience? Nothing against my lesbians, but I more DICK Chaney and a lot less ALOTTA Vagina!!!

Happy New Year!

It's officially 2009 and what better way to ring in a new year than with a new outlook on life. While, its great to have a new outlook, its quite unrealistic for some of us. Personally, I have to brow beat myself just to get out of bed sometimes because participating in this world can be such a tedious task. With that being said, to all my pessimistic brothers and sisters who feel like "why bother" is a better attitude to have, I say "Stand Up and Start Living". Stand up for your right to make this world a more productive place, it starts with you.

Forget the resolutions, those half-baked ideas that you promise to carry out; resolutions can be unrealistic. Take it one day at a time and fight for your right to be happy and prosperous.

So, from Yelling Girl, Happy New Year you pessimistic sons of bitches!!!!

:-)

Yelling Girl Movie Review: Yes Man

Nothing interested me about this movie. A guy who says "no" finally says "yes", big deal! The trailer looked beyond ridiculous, and I was not interested in seeing Jim Carrey portray the same character again! (Goofball gone wild). Now with that being said...

I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!

Okay, its not going to win an Oscar, it might not even get any nominations for anything; but I liked it. It was a feel good movie with a good cast. Jim Carrey renewed my faith in his antics, and reminded me why I go to the movies to see anything that he is in.

I applaud this movie for taking a concept that could have been very cheesey and making it interesting.

If you want to see a good movie with friends, then say "yes" to 'Yes Man'.

Note: I know this movie has been out - but I just saw it, so lay off!!!

Love Ya

Exploiting the Slow

Was Nas busy?! I mean, remember when rap battles were battles. Cats were spittig serious heat, their flow could stop you cold in your tracks. Apparently, these kids did not have that type of pool to pick out from 'cause they got two of the worlds worst rappers.

Now, I will give my boy Eli some credit because he is slow! No matter how politically incorrect I am, I have to say that even I would not put this dude Eli on blast like this. Clearly, this young man has a mental disability. Now, this dude Envy, I have no clue what his problem is (but clearly he isn't mentally challenged); goofy, yes!

What is even more hilarious is that these dudes who are "judging" use the words: "great", "straight off the brain" (what brain), "genius" - okay, maybe not "genius" but something like that. I don't know what they were watching, cause it wasn't this battle. I can give the guy hosting some slack, cause he was too busy hugging the dude in front of him to pay attention, no telling what was going on when the cameras cut away.

All and all I enjoyed this clip, its old as hell - but it still has the power to make me laugh! So, enjoy.

Vocal Enema

Okay, this is exactly why I can't get to sleep at night because of bullshit like this!!! What is this guy doing?!

I had to rewind this like 50 times because the first "oh, yeah" out of his mouth had me on the floor. I ________________________ flatlined!

I don't know what's worse, this guys voice or that he actually got studio time? Please, Kelly Rowland needs studio time, not this dude. (Shout out to Kelly Rowland, I love that girl).

Please, check this guy out on YouTube. Despite, every chance I get to laugh at him, I really do like this guy. He is brilliantly terrible.

Obama for yo' Momma

No disrespect to Michelle Obama, but her husband is Finnnnnnnnnneeee!!

I didn't know that I could be attracted to a man under 400 lbs. He is the best thing to happen to the White House (looks wise) since JFK.

I know some will give me flack because supposedly Bill was a "fox", and although I wouldn't mind the opportunity to go 1 on 1 with Bill (if he were single) when he dropped down and got his eagle on with Monica, I lost all respect for the man. I mean, come on Bill!

But back to Obama, yes!!! Child, everything about him is right! Those lips, that face, that BOD!!! Obama is a very handsome man, but what makes him even more attractive is that he has a beautiful, intelligent woman by his side. There is nothing like a man who is in love with a woman, and the product of their love is evident (not manufactured, can I get an Amen, Cindy McCain?).

I can't stop thinking about Obama, but I will tell you something - McCain could get it too! Just because he has everything that turns me on in a man: benefits and more than two strans of hair. McCain, not bad for a 90 yr. old Civil War vet (I know it wasn't the civil war, but I don't think he does).