P. Diddy = Shitty Time for Coach

Diddy said that the party don't stop. Well, apparently, it does for Cincinnati football coach Brian Kelly. When Kelly got wind that Diddy and his entourage were going to throw a party at a Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, he elected to take his team to another hotel. Kelly, has got to be the only man in the world that ain't trying to sip Gin 'n Juice with Diddy. Seriously?! I mean, I know a few nuns that wouldn't mind getting invited to a Diddy party.

Apparently, Kelly (who is a professed man of the world), knows what its like to party with the likes of Beelzebub himself; he decided that this would lead to nothing less than catastrophe for the guys on his team.

I have mixed feelings about this. One the one hand you got the "Diddy factor", major star who will drop no expense making his party HOT TO DEF; who wouldn't want to be a part of this bash? Then you have the coach, he has a team to lead and is responsible for some guys who may not be responsbile enough to take care of themselves.

I think this could've all been avoided if the coach took a look at the guest list, cause knowing Diddy and his exclusive ass, those boys probably wouldn't have been on the guest list anyway.

Yelling Girl Side Note: Shout out to Diddy who is a Scorpio like me. I'm the 3rd of Nov. he's the 4th! Scorpios rule!

Woman Pops out Crumb-Snatcher on a Plane

In my best Samuel L. Jackson voice: Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfucking babies on this motherfucking plane!!!

Alright, so the title of this post was unnecessary, but so is a pregnant woman getting her ass on a plane close to her due date!

A lady gives birth to a baby on her Trans Atlantic flight from the Netherlands. Now, I have a serious beef with this airline; you can't let fat people on the plane but a pregnant woman who is crowning gets a pass?!

Now a real quick side note, I have to apologize to my white girls cause I heard this story and assumed this lady was white. One because this flight was coming from the Netherlands (what are black people doing in the Netherlands) and also because white women (for whatever reason) are always the ones that find themselves giving birth on a busy freeway, lion infested safari, or in the middle of the Bermuda triangle. The only outrageous story I've heard about a black woman giving birth in some strange place is when this lady delivered in an elevator, and she was only in the elevator to go get her husband who was cheating on her.

Who I really feel sorry for are the passengers who had to experience this mess, I got a lot on my mind when I'm flying without the added stress of the lady in A11 needing an episiotomy mid-flight.

Thankfully, there were two physicians on the flight who aided in the delivery. Mom and baby are doing well.

Keeping with the themes of crazy black names, the mom has decided to name her Tranisha Atlantique Jones.

Time Warner and Viacom BFF's again!!!

So, we all know that there was a lot of drama with TW and Viacom over the last few days. Time Warner was bitching about Viacom's fee increase (and rightly so). While Viacom was not budging on their demand for more money (and rightly so). So, with this stalemate and each side making valid points: TW did not want to add more fees onto their customers and Viacom wanted to increase their already low fees to compensate for financial issues; what was a girl to do?! Miss out on SpongeBob Square Pants?! I THINK NOT!!!

Each side has decided to renegotiate their contract and keep customers happy, I think in the end TW understood that they were going to do their customers a great disservice and could compensate for the few customers they will lose in the rate increase, and Viacom was confident they could make TW their bitch, so it all worked out in the end.

Wait, TW is not my cable provider its Comcast, so why did I give a hoot? No, wait is Comcast the same as TW? Wait, no, I am with Time Warner. No, am I?!

Oh, who cares!! The bottom line is that the world is back to normal and as always decisions affecting the masses financial contribution is made by the rich men who have money!!! And these men probably do not even watch these shows on TV, they have enough money to have the cast of these programs come to their houses and reenact them in their living room.

All I know is with all this hoopla there better be some over the top shows coming from these networks, because I will now be paying and extra $2.76 for them!!! To guarantee good shows, I suggest they call me for a few scripts and casting, lol.

I'm being outed by Facebook

I love face book, that wonderful social networking site that in its on way is very pretentious. LOL. Anyone who is on this site knows that Facebooks has a way of gearing advertisements towards the individual using the site. From time to time, if you are party girl, you might get ads from night clubs and sexy lingerie boutiques. Or, for you more religious girls, there might be ads to join a Christian group or a dating site for those more morally decided than others. So, it amzaes me that every time I go on Facebook I see various ads for lesbian support groups and lesbian social networking sites, is Facebook trying to tell me something?!

I am not a lesbian!!! Despite, what my relationship status may say about me (30, single, no kids, and living alone). I take great offense to Facebook trying to turn me out like a bad espisode of the L-Word.

Am I the only one who has had this experience? Nothing against my lesbians, but I more DICK Chaney and a lot less ALOTTA Vagina!!!

Happy New Year!

It's officially 2009 and what better way to ring in a new year than with a new outlook on life. While, its great to have a new outlook, its quite unrealistic for some of us. Personally, I have to brow beat myself just to get out of bed sometimes because participating in this world can be such a tedious task. With that being said, to all my pessimistic brothers and sisters who feel like "why bother" is a better attitude to have, I say "Stand Up and Start Living". Stand up for your right to make this world a more productive place, it starts with you.

Forget the resolutions, those half-baked ideas that you promise to carry out; resolutions can be unrealistic. Take it one day at a time and fight for your right to be happy and prosperous.

So, from Yelling Girl, Happy New Year you pessimistic sons of bitches!!!!

:-)

Yelling Girl Movie Review: Yes Man

Nothing interested me about this movie. A guy who says "no" finally says "yes", big deal! The trailer looked beyond ridiculous, and I was not interested in seeing Jim Carrey portray the same character again! (Goofball gone wild). Now with that being said...

I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!

Okay, its not going to win an Oscar, it might not even get any nominations for anything; but I liked it. It was a feel good movie with a good cast. Jim Carrey renewed my faith in his antics, and reminded me why I go to the movies to see anything that he is in.

I applaud this movie for taking a concept that could have been very cheesey and making it interesting.

If you want to see a good movie with friends, then say "yes" to 'Yes Man'.

Note: I know this movie has been out - but I just saw it, so lay off!!!

Love Ya

Exploiting the Slow

Was Nas busy?! I mean, remember when rap battles were battles. Cats were spittig serious heat, their flow could stop you cold in your tracks. Apparently, these kids did not have that type of pool to pick out from 'cause they got two of the worlds worst rappers.

Now, I will give my boy Eli some credit because he is slow! No matter how politically incorrect I am, I have to say that even I would not put this dude Eli on blast like this. Clearly, this young man has a mental disability. Now, this dude Envy, I have no clue what his problem is (but clearly he isn't mentally challenged); goofy, yes!

What is even more hilarious is that these dudes who are "judging" use the words: "great", "straight off the brain" (what brain), "genius" - okay, maybe not "genius" but something like that. I don't know what they were watching, cause it wasn't this battle. I can give the guy hosting some slack, cause he was too busy hugging the dude in front of him to pay attention, no telling what was going on when the cameras cut away.

All and all I enjoyed this clip, its old as hell - but it still has the power to make me laugh! So, enjoy.