Who are these people?!

Okay, so I know who they are but who cares?! I don't really care for Joe Biden, he's made some stupid remarks over this campaign and I'm sure over the course of his grey-head life. Him and his wife, who I've lovingly named Saddle Bag Arms look as phony as a $2 bill; but America needed to see some white meat in order to elect a black president - so, I have to say 'Thanks' for validating the ticket Biden.

But who is this guy?! What do we know about him? We spent so much time trying to get Obama in office that we didn't take the time to look at his running mate. I personally think Hilary Clinton would've been a better option, but lets face it not only would Hilary have tried to kill Obama not one Republican in their right mind would vote for Hilary. That's one Snatch you couldn't give away on Ebay.

Back to Saddle Bag Arms and her husband. I don't like this man, I've got my eyes on him and that's all I'm saying.

I don't trust me with comb-overs, so you know I really don't trust a man w/ a comb-back. Who is he trying to fool, fluffing up them two or three strains of hair in the middle?

Anyway, because they were very overlooked during the whole process - let me give them a little bit of shine, not much, but enough for what they bring to the table, which ain't much, but it's something, but not a lot, but enough to give them this shout-out, but that's it so don't get used to it, but i'm gonna do it so before I talk myself out of it....Here you go

Wearing the man out already!!!!

Child, they are wearing this man out already. Not even 48 hours in office and my man looks like he's aged 50 years.

America is gonna worry this man to death, which is my biggest gripe. Even if this man comes in office and takes a shit on the entire country, bangs Michelle everyday, and goes on welfare he could never be as bad as the idiot we had in office for 8 years!

America sat back and let this idiot screw over the country for 8 FUCKING YEARS! And now all of a sudden we expect someone to come in here and clean up his mess. Fuck that! And yes I said it, FUCK THAT!

Why is someone else always responsible for cleaning up the mess that these Bush's make?! First, Clinton had to clean up after daddy Bush, now Obama w/ baby Bush. I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and watch "Brother to, but smarter than the idiot Bush we just had in office" Jeb become president. I can't take anymore of the Bush family, and their highly unattractive wives!

Who can forget Great-Grandma Bush (AKA Gargoyle), Barbara, who we found out was not only ugly on the outside but uglier on the inside; during that whole Katrina fiasco.

I've lived through 12 years of Bush's and some of Ronald, I'm done with these people. Every time we let these Republicans in office, the economy suffers, the rich get richer, the poor starve, and I have a hard time supporting my 2 wigs a week-habit.

Enough!

You'll see more of this!!!!

Now that we have a black man in office (well, blackish) and he is married to a black woman (well, sistah) now black women have become the new commodity, move over Becky its Bonquisha's turn to shine!

Look at Di Niro, this nigga gonna finally get a chance flaunt is 3rd black wife around (or is this his 4th) this man has had more black tail then Abraham Lincoln.

My hats off to Di Niro.

Now that there seems to be more acceptance of black women, maybe Whoopie Goldberg can finally get a movie where her white love interest actually gets to kiss her before the movie shoots to closing credits. You ever notice that? Every movie she's ever been in she's had some white dude that was her love interest, but zero love scenes. SMH

So, with this being said, black women go claim your white man at gate 7.

The Truth

Now you all know me by now, I'm a Gospel and R&B girl, however I think I found the truth in rap. I have to thank Roc Belushi for hipping me to this dude.

Introdcuing Charles Hamilton.

Now, I have to give this guy props one because he is a Scorpio (like me!) and second because (despite being crazier than a box of Crazy Loops) he might just be the truth to this new generation of hip-hop.

I will be buying his album when he comes out on Interscope!

What makes his story even more dramatic is that he comes from a very tragic past (homeless, drugs, and hurt - what we artist go through just to make it).

Mark my words this guy is the next big thing. A young black man, with talent, fame, money and a brilliant mind - which means he'll be married to a white woman next month.

I'm gonna post two clips from him, but there is a bunch of stuff on YouTube for him - GO CHECK HIM OUT!

Foolishness Continued...

Okay, here is a clip of pure foolishness! Comes as courtesy of the late James Brown. Got to give it up to the man, he was a legend. He made a lot of great hits. He wrote and sang 'I'm black and I'm proud' and then turned around and married every white woman in a 15 mile radius.

In this interview, Mr. Brown is being questioned on his altercation with his wife that caused him to be arrested.

Watch:




Highlights of this clip:

1) Why does JB look like the fly in this interview?
2) Why is he wearing a windshield on his face?
3) What is up with the gloves?
4) He opens up the interview not with "hello" but singing "this is a man's world"
5) Classic moment: interviewer asks him a why the women love him, one of his responses "because I make love good" she then follows that statement up with "I hear you are coming out with a gospel magazine". LOL!!!
6) At one point I think he is speaking in Chinese!

And because I promised my friend and JB's biggest fan that I would, here is a clip of JB at his best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exMWFeJQBZY&eurl=file:///C:/Program%20Files/Yahoo!/Messenger/kywrnHmGfy6TRKyXrWED7w--&feature=player_embedded

B. Scott : Done Debbies

Now, I'm a leader and not a follower - just like B. Scott. So, I'm not all about promoting some bullshit just because everyone is into it. However, I truly love B. Scott and here is just one example of what I like about B.

In this clip, B. Scott is talking about 'Done Debbies'


If there is one thing I need in my life is a gay man who can wear a scarf like none others!

You can check out more B. Scott at http://www.LoveBScott.com

Pimping Yo' Baby!

Looking to make extra cash? Got a baby? Okay, well pimp them out. Want to know how?!

Just sign them up to be a baby model. In every major metropolis, on any given day this process takes place. There are parents who spend time and energy trying to get their child into modeling. Now, if you thought the career span of a dancer was limited, you have to see the career span of a baby model. They can only work newborn up to 3 1/2 years in the baby modeling world, before they become has beens.

So, just in case your baby looks like Flava Flav they have criteria for the little crumb snatcher. Here is what Joe Freeman of Dynasty Models is looking for: "It's almost like if you see something you know it," says Freeman. "For a baby, pretty much you're looking for that cuteness. I hate using the term, but that all-American look. That baby with a wholesome look."

I can not believe he just said "baby with a wholesome look"!!! Isn't that all babies?! Are there slutty babies out there?! Babies that look like they've been around the block? Kim Kardashina babies?! Or Courtney Love babies?! Babies selling crack on 145th and Lennox? Babies strapping time bombs to their back and hoping on America bound flights? Babies smoking Newports and selling their bodies for $10 and a crack rock? Babies back-up dancing in Beyonce videos. Babies telling McCain to kiss their ass? Babies having babies? Babies going to nightclubs looking for their future baby daddies? Babies stealing from convenient stores. Has anyone seen a shifty looking baby?

This statement baffles me, but amuses me at the same time.


If you are interested in baby modeling or want to read more of the article written by Vanessa E. Jones with Boston.com here is the link: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/family/articles/2009/01/03/next_years_model?s_campaign=8315