So "Ms. Thang", I mean Ne-Yo has gotten the green light from the Cartoon Network to start production on his own cartoon titled "I heart Tuesdays". Even though I think he called it "I heart Tuesdays" in honor of Twink night at Splash; he insists its because the main character of the cartoon is a 16 year old girl who has to fight evil forces on Tuesdays.
What I find funny is that the plot is about as creative as the title. "Hey, I know the girl fights crime on Tuesday's so let's put Tuesday in the title." I'm really disappointed in Ne-Yo. I would have given a kidney in a bet, that he would have a cartoon called "Down Low Queens with Greasy Monkey Lips", but I'll have to settle for this apparent mess instead.
Can you say weak plot line?
The Cartoon Network was "unavailable" for comment; what a surprise. They are probably trying to figure out who Ne-Yo gave neck to, to get this thing green lit in the first place. There is an executive somewhere writing a suicide note over this.
Since it's open season on pitching to CN right now, I have a cartoon I've been working on since I was 9 years old. It's about a dyslexic girl who can only speak to white monkeys on a leap year, it's called "I heart white monkey's on leap years".
Amber Rose is having a hard time keeping her celebrity since sliding off Kanye's nuts last month.
So, what is she doing? Saying she got an STD from the 'Ye? Or that he has a small penis (which, p.s., we kinda know since every pair of pants this nigga wears is so tight up on his scrotum, you can see his balls holding a "Help Me" sign.)? No, it appears that Rose has been saying that West beat her ass.
Here is why it's hard to believe:
1) Kanye wears purple jumpsuits. Kanye has been dresing so sweet lately that if he were to play a game of '1 on 1' against Prince, he would have to call his team "The Blouses".
2) Kanye West is too busy roughing up white girls on award shows to be beating ass.
Here's one thing I do know:
I might let a cat w/ blue suede shoes slide, but a nigga in a purple jumpsuit ain't whipping my ass. You can whip my ass in a jumpsuit but it can't be purple.
Here is what I think happened:
Amber Roses is close friends with Rihanna. They got together and had a 'Red Bones with Big Forehead's' meeting and the following words were uttered: Say, Nigga, Beat, Ass, To, Stay, Relevant, Dollar Signs (and no, I don't mean $ I mean "dollar signs").
Either way, I do not feel sorry for these men who keep getting in trouble over their poor relationship choices.
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson couldn't sound more like a nigga if he had a chicken leg shitting out his ass, while doing the soul train line on a float going down Martin Luther King Blvd during the black history month parade tribute to Harriet Tubman!
So, with that being said, 50 Cent is coming out with a new movie called "Things Fall Apart". As, mentioned by the voice over this is the most critically acclaimed event of his career! Which ain't saying much, since Kanye West beat him out in the rap album war, with what could arguably be Kanye's whackest album to-date!
Here is a "un-official" trailer of the movie, judge for yourself:
Okay, so here are the good points:
1) 50 apparently funded this project himself; which, I have to say, I respect. I can never hate on a someone who takes their own abilities and resources and gets the job done.
2) Positive representation! Okay, so it's another football movie. It seems Hollywood loves when a nigga overcomes something that allows him to be in the starting line-up of some football game; but then again, Hollywood only casts niggas as athletes or singers anyway. At least it's not 'Boyz In Da Hood 4" or "Friday Part XXIII"
3) Good cast. Minus Ray Liotta, the cast seems to be well rounded. Any movie that can get Mario Van Peebles to put some activator on his S-curl, is great in my book! P.S. - I don't like Ray Liotta, because he has been ignoring my love letters for years!
Here is the bad:
A) It's starring Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. The name alone makes me not want to buy a bootleg from the Africans on 42nd & Broadway. Secondly, I can't take a dude seriously who has veneers!
B) Typical! Okay, so I know I'm back tracking, but the same thing that makes me love the idea of this movie is the same that makes me not want to watch it! Every time a nigga comes out w/ a movie, we have to be overcoming some horrible experience. The new formula is add a nigga + or - a mother, welfare, cancer, drugs, gangs, or AIDS and put words to the paper and there is your movie! For just once, I want to see a nigga doing some Jennifer Aniston type shit! Like, forgetting their daily planner in a cab, and falling in love with the fool who returns it!
C) There really is no "C", just wanted to round out the hate! Hate!
Now, movies about sports or athletes are not my thing, so I wasn't gong to see this movie anyway. With that being said, I will go to support a brother who had brains enough to put money to his own project.
I hope that you guys go out and support him, as well. If only to keep this nigga off the streets, cause he got shot 9 times for snitching - imagine what he would get if he came back to his old hood after having such great success. Supporting this movie is part of the "Keep 50 alive" initiative.
From time to time I let others do the interviewing and I do the answering! So, here is a great opportunity for some of you my peeps to get a chance to hear what is on the Yelling Girl's mind from time to time.
I hope you enjoy.
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Child, some idiot thought that it was a good idea to let Kim Kardashian get in the studio and record a song!
Raise your hand if you want to hear Kim Kardashian sing?! Put your hand down, Chad Ocho!
I really would like to know who the hell thought this would be a good idea! The girl couldn't even sound good when she was getting her back blown out by Ray Jay, so what makes you think she has the pipes for a singing career?!
I can't wait for this album to come out - it will go Double Dust! Or Triple Woodchips!
Here is the song:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?! This shit ain't going NOWHERE!!!
She sounds like Christian Bale in Batman! Not even a queen would put his hand on this mess...and queens gave Kim Zolciak not one, but two chances to shit on wax!
Just like in the comedy business, the music business is more interested in presenting something fluff and "imaging". There are plenty of girls who can really sing who could be branded and marketed for success, but again and again people go for whatever is "easy". The only problem is getting Kim Kardashian to have a hit recorded would be harder than trying to raise Elvis from the dead and get him to join and successfully complete weight watchers online.
Kim K., you are a cute girl (I'm sure) and seem to have a sweet deposition, but if you don't sit your ass down with this horrible voice of yours I'm gonna kick you in your silicon injected ass!
I mean, sex tape, make-up and skin care line, fitness video, hair weaves, clothing stores, and promoting botched plastic surgery...what more do you need girl?
That shit sounded like my cat giving a pap smear to a howling hyena with a thyroid problem!
