Gettin' Po'litical up in this Piece!

When I saw this shit I almost fell out of my seat. Can someone please tell Senator Robert Byrd that the Grim Reaper is on the other line and he needs to click over? This man is so old, I saw dinosaur bones fall out of his briefcase. Many of you might not know this but Senator Byrd was the chaperon at Jesus' prom.

The hilarious part of this clip is that he seems to be doing a Eulogy to Ted Kennedy who is probably somewhere in a hot tub with two women while his wife makes margaritas. I might not know which horse will come in first at the Kentucky Durby, but I do know Ted is certainly going to out live Senator Byrd.

Let me say I get it, Ted Kennedy just had brain surgery but he is doing fine (so the reports say) why is this man already doing a Eulogy? And Byrd goes in and out of doing a Eulogy and praying for Ted; get it right pops, is he dead or alive?!

Just watch this:

Come On Now!

With the lack of health care in this country, poverty on the rise, and global genocide; it's only logical that Sarah Jessica Parker would be concerned about wearing a dress that has seen more pussy than Rick James and OJ at a Bar-B-Que for the Association of White Women.

Apparently, Ms. Parker's dress that she wore to the premier of 'Sex and the City' was not only worn by Lauren Santo Domingo, but worst yet Lindsey "Trying to be a Lesbian" Lohan wore the dress on her cover spread of Vanity Fair.

Nina Ricci is the designer of the dress and I'm not sure if Ms. Ricci should be more embarrassed of her professional oversight or the fact that her dress was so forgettable no one remember even remembered seeing on Vanity Fair until yesterday!

Parker has gone on to say, "My affection for the dress hasn't changed, but what they did was so short-sighted. It's just unethical and disappointing that they would allow the dress to be worn again." Really? Unethical?! Unethical?! OMG, someones been living on the Upper East Side too long. This from a woman who grew up in a poor family, with like 10 brothers and sisters, this is what she considers to be unethical.
What's even more disturbing is that Parkers is suppose to be a "style icon" why didn't she notice that the dress had made more runs around Hollywood then Kim Kardashian?

I'm so sick of this bullshit and Hollywood. Let get our priorities straight, this shit is not new and I don't give a damn and neither should you. Now let me go back to my Google search of Volunteering to help the homeless, something Ms. Parker is apparently too busy to do!

Funny Blast From the Past!

I remember the day that I saw this clip, it was a parody of LL Cool J's Momma Said Knock U Out, I hadn't even heard the original version before I saw this clip because I grew up in a strictly religious household. When I saw this clip, I wanted to instantly see it again, fortunately for me I had VCR and it was recording. Over the years tapes get misplaced, so I was so happy to find this on YouTube and I am posting it for you all to enjoy.

Shawn Wayan's is portraying Jimmy Walker's character J.J. from 'Good Times' singing a parody version of LL's Momma Said Knock U Out.

WTFiles!

I have seen some horrible fashion statements in my life, most of them made by me from '93-95 but are you serious?! Who the hell is he suppose to be? The nigga from Johnny Quest, Hodgie or whatever his name was?!

This man you see in the, OMG I can't believe I'm about to type this shit, purple crush velvet slippers, pink snake skin trench (where the fuck did he find a damn pink snake) and turban is none other than Andre Leon Talley! The damn fashion editor for Vogue! (Shaking my head hard) When he put this outfit on somewhere on the Westside two tranny's lost their wings.

Unfortunately, he is not the only fashion mishap in this picture; Hello, Naomi! What's going on, girl? Whipped so many asses no one will style you know without a restraining order and a can of mace? This is what happens when you go around fucking up the help, you got to depend on the only gay man that missed Fabulous class because he was too busy getting back shot by his gym teacher. But, you are still gorgeous!

I hope this never happens again, cause between the two of them they make Cephus and Reesie Mayweather of In Living Color look like Mr and Mrs GQ!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXscFeF9hf4

Yelling Girl: The Raw

I want to thank those of you have come to this blog and posted your comments. Yelling Girl is only as popular as you make it. I feel that I have something to say for all the frustrated and partially bitter individuals, namely women, who see that life is not always a bed of roses.

Here is what Yelling Girl is:

1) Unedited - 99.9% of the time I don't do a spell check or re-read my posts before publishing them. I do this for a number of reasons: First, I don't want to censor myself; and secondly, I don't want to mince my words. When I have a feeling about something I want to get it out and I want to make no apologizes for it, unless in those rare occasions where I really overstep my bounds and personally attack someone who is innocent or unable to defend themselves.

2) Raw - Yes, there is cursing on this site. Yes, I am a Christian. Yes, I still need prayer. The inner essence of a person lies not in their language but in their heart, if you disagree and are horribly offended by my cursing, quite possibly Yelling Girl is not for you. But I wouldn't all a thing like choice of words stand in the way of true liberation and empowerment.

3) Tacky - Yes, I will say some things that should not be said. I'm a stand-up comic, I almost will not ever be able to help that. I see life differently than most, and am not as offended by reality as the average person. This blog is for like minded persons who either feel the same way I feel or can appreciate my candor.

I hope this gives a little insight.

I want to thank you all for your time in checking out Yelling Girl, its is nothing with out you and I am nothing with out God!

Yamaneika
President, Yelling Girl

Sexy And The City!

Unlike most of the other guppies women around the world, I did not go to see 'Sex and the City'. Call me jaded, but I see nothing fascinating about watching four white women run around Manhattan in Prada and Gucci complaining about bullshit problems like: not have the right outfit to match your new Fendi shoes, or how to let down the mail room boy you've been fucking for three months because you've finally decided to get serious with the CEO of Apple Computers. If I wanted to see a bunch of Catch U Next Tuesday'S walking around being obnoxious then I would just look out my window.

As a matter of fact, I live on the Upper East Side (well, until rent is due anyway) and I've never seen one woman look like Carrie or the rest of the cattle. You want to know what women in Manhattan really look like, watch the Real Housewives of New York.

Call me a bitch, no really call me a bitch I live for that, but I remember a story about 13 years ago centered around four women dealing with life - its was called 'Waiting to Exhale'. How come when four white women are dealing with life its about Sex and the City, but four sistahs got to be waiting to exhale? I mean, really!

Instead of Hollywood being so obnoxious and making everything so one sided, how about actually putting together a movie that has women of all backgrounds and lifestyles. It's no longer 1923, we all live cohesively together now.

Just my opinion. Now if you want to really go see a great movie - go see The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, I saw it twice!

Where It All Began: The first time Yelling Girl Yelled!

Here is some old Yelling Girl, basically this is what started it all! I wrote this at the beginnig of the year cause I was having a bad time with insomnia and still thinking about my ex, and all that shit. All I'm gonna say before you read this, is that I'm in a better place now!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is a rant, so I suggest you leave now if you ain't down w/ rants cause this is about to be a doozy!!!

Here it is 8:29 a.m. and I'm working on about 2 seconds of sleep because i'm working on some shit that needs my attention and what happens?! Everyone body and their damn momma wants to interrupt me with their bullshit!

Culprit #1: THE NEEDY HOMEGIRL

This bitch has the nerve to call me with her man problems. BITCH I DONT HAVE A MAN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME SHIT ABOUT MEN?! I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU ABOUT THEM!!! I'm not hardly in a productive relationship and I got to hear about how her man is abusing her or some shit!!!! BITCH WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT HIM HITTING YOU? AT LEAST YOU GOT A MAN TO HIT YOU, SHIT TELL HIS ASS TO COME OVER AND HIT MY ASS FOR VALENTINES DAY!!! Why do I have to keep hearing this same repetitive shit over and over again!

No matter what I say she's just going to go back to him.

Culprit #2: IRRESPONSIBLE FRIEND

I agreed to house sit for a friend of mine who was suppose to be back in town yesterday!! This bitch, has the nerve to stay away two extra days and then has the nerve to ask me to be on-call to deliever the keys to her at HER CONVIENENCE!!!!

The worst part is, I haven't stepped foot in the house since she left cause she's got more mice up in her crib then the Mickey Mouse club!!! I told her I would take up the traps, but I can't do that shit!!! I DONT MEAN TO PUT ANYONE DOWN but I grew up in the suburbs, the worst we had were granddaddy long legs and spiders!!! I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT NO MICE!!!! I watched her take up a trap with a baby mouse on it (mind you, she's the one that said it was a baby, the nicca looked like a damn possum if you ask me. If that was the baby I'd hate to see the Parent).

Why on earth did I agree to house sit for her with these damn mice!

I come over there they building amusment park rides all over the place and charging admission!

Culprit #3: THE OVERACHIEVER

I know she just wants to help, but please dont help me!!!! I know I told you I wanted to lose weight in 2008, but bitch you know I didnt mean that!!!! Please stop calling me at 5 a.m. cause you want to make sure i'm up to go to the gym!!!! Take your big ass to the gym and call me when you get there, my exercise will be 10 arm reps of reaching for the phone and 1 thumb curl to hang it up!!!

I get so tired of this "See, this is why I dont believe you when you say you want to lose weight". Bitch ,you dont believe me because I've known your ass for over 8 years and you aint see me do nothing but eat like a hog and smoke cigarettes!!! Lets take this 1 step at a time!!!

Culprit #4: GAY MALE FRIEND

Please, don't take your ass out in NYC flapping like a fan in a Baptist Church on a Hot Summer Sunday and then wonder why someone tries to beat the shit out of you up in the Bronx, you know them niccas dont play "obvious" shit out there. Please, dont call me at 4 a.m. cause I live in Manhattan and tell me that you want to meet up to cry. Call Justin Timberlake bitch, cause he sang Cry Me A River. I wrote that Soulja Boi song "Yeah, Yeah, Bitch".

Culprit #5: LYING FRIEND

Please, dont make plans to do something with me and its already for a late time and then LIE LIKE A STUPID RAT ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE AND WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK UP YOUR PHONE!!!ADDITIONALLY DONT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND SAY YOU COULDNT PICK UP THE PHONE CAUSE YOU GOT ARRESTED!!!! Really? Arrested?!YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU CONFIRMED AT 8 P.M. THAT WE ARE MEETING SO I COULD BRAID YOUR RAGGEDY ASS HEAD AND SOME HOW YOU GOT ARRESTED AND WENT TO CENTRAL BOOKING AND GOT PROCESSED, PRESENTED YOUR CASE, AND GOT OUT BY 12:13?! They dont move that fast baby, ASK OJ!

This No-Doz i'm poppin' aint working, i'm only eating healthy so I have not junk food to fuel me. If one of them damn mice walked pass me right now I would put them on the grill and get to skewing!!!Sorry....no need to repsond....just talking to myself!!!!!

Psycho Academy

Okay, class is in session. I am professor Yelling Girl.

The lesson for today, creating fake online ID's.

Now we've all done it one time or another, either because we are too embarrassed to reveal who we are online or because we are stalking our ex-boyfriends. Now, the lesson for today will focus on the latter.

I will say off the bat, that I am guilty and currently committing this crime. There is something just very pleasing about keeping tabs on someone who you are no longer in a relationship with, especially if they broke up with you. Now, this situation is very distressing to the person you are duping into thinking you are someone else, but let's not focus on them right now - because lets face it, when they broke up with you they didn't give a rats ass about your feelings.

The issues is what are you doing it for? I mean, really?! What for? Eventually, you will have to let them in on the secret, especially when the awkward time comes to exchange pictures.

Here is why you do it:

• You have contact with them. In your sick twisted world any contact is good contact, even if it requires you to pretend you are not the person that they once were into but are no longer feeling. So, if your ex takes the bait all you've done is shown him that there is someone out there that makes him feel alive again - and its not you, unless you are pretending to be someone else.


• You proving to yourself that he was a jerk. Nice try, but not really. If you are no longer with him what makes you think he is not currently and actively trying to find someone else? And its the Internet, more than likely he is chatting with more people than your alter ego.


• You are going to scare him from flirting online. This one misses the mark too. All your fake ID creating does is make it necessary for him to require a picture upfront. And possibly, request that you talk over the phone immediately just so he knows its not you playing games.

Here is my story: I was so carried away and obsessed with an ex that i've stalked them over the Internet . Okay, not stalked like he put it in the court papers , but checked up on. At one point the thought of this person being with another person drove me crazy . Now flash forward 2 years later, I'm not really checking up on this person, but they accidentally run across one of my profiles that I created and never shut down. They actually initiate conversation with me, but at this point I dont really care. However, I found this situation where I am now talking to him because I dont want to hurt his feelings and tell him that i'm not interested , and doubly so because i dont want him to think i created this id just for him. Now, i'm in a situation where i'm lying to avoid hurting someone who hurt me. What kinda sick, twisted mess is this?

Save yourself a lot of hassle and do what this person has done to you; completely forget them.

If you feel that you can't move on, seek counseling. Go out and party. Lean on your girls, that's what you have them bitches for, when shit gets tight. Or better yet, put your 'Freak um' dress on and find another dude that will dump your ass in no time flat. Just leave this one alone.

Close those damn ID's and go on living your life as the fabulous woman you are!

IF YOU HAVE FAKE ID'S SHUT THEM DOWN!!!

Birthday Wishes to, my Momma!

This is a Happy Belated Birthday wish to my mom, Michelle! Thanks for always being in my corner and for being a very supportive force in my life.

When the chips are down, you are always there (mostly because you are knocking them down!...just kidding, cause my momma don't play - she'll still go upside my head).

Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

Love your daughter and emotional burden,

Yamaneika

*actual date of birth 6/1

And I'm Telling You, I'm not going a damn place!

Are you a stalker or do you get to steppin' after you've been dumped?

I realized after my last break-up that I am El Pollo Loco. I looked crazier than John Travolta's w/ that tacky a$$ lace front wig. And sounded siller than Monique saying she's only 220 lbs.

I've done everything from:
1) Threaten to call the date rape crisis center
2) Hack into e-mail accounts
3) Leave loving messages
4) Leave death threats
5) Threaten to post his number on Craigslist
6) Pretend to get married to the King of a small tribe in Africa to make him jealous
7) Threaten to put Crystal Meth in his veins while he slept.

DONT WORRY I'M BETTER NOW, THAT WAS LAST WEEK - TIME HEALS!

Take this time to think about the worst things you've ever done to your ex, and get down on your knees and pray you never do anything like that again!

*Note: If you are currently doing any of the above, seek professional help. Sometimes we need it.

That Hot Shit!

When I first heard this song American Boy, I was like whatever! We've got enough shit in this country that promotes American boy this, American girl that, which only equates to cookie cutter and "perfect". Then when I found out this song was sung by a black woman - I was like, "here we go", then when I found out she was from England I really copped a 'tude (what does she know about an American boy?). As normally in my life, I put my foot in my mouth big time. When I finally took the time to listen to this song, I was captive by the vocals; not only because Kanye was on it (man, I love him!) but because the voice along side his was (in my opinion) gritty, irreverent w/ a touch of bandint disregard (which in my world translates to FLAWLESS!).

It's unfortunate that this young lady hasn't gotten the play that she deserves, but in this day of pussy poppin' female artists, weaved down, over made and processed - you are hard pressed to find someone who betrays all those things (and still is beautiful).

Without any further ado, I present ESTELLE


Be sure to BUY her shit! She can't afford for you all to download her stuff, because people have already tried to stop her once already!

More than Just A Man, Yves Saint Laurent

"The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man she loves. But for those who do not have the luck to find such happiness, I am there" -Yves Saint Laurent

It pains my heart when a man who brings such passion, creativity, grace and style to women passes on. Let's have a moment of silence for a man who understood the true essence of elegance and style !

*Note from the editor: I was hard pressed to find a picture of Mr. Laurent looking old, cause white men have it in their clause that all pictures of them looking old perish when they die!

That Hot Shit!

Hey, Yelling Girls!

From time to time things motivate me creatively and I figured what better way to showcase the things that i'm feeling then by putting them on Yelling Girl! Now normally I'm not feeling Erykah Badu, not because she isn't fabulous (because she totally is), but for some reason my loyalty to Jill Scott won't let me like Erykah like that. Even with my bias to Jill, I got to show Erykah some love for her new video 'Honey'. It's very creative, and in a weird way symbolize all the creativity that Badu has offered us over the years.

So, I'm gonna forget about Jill for just one second and go back to loving Erykah like I used to when I was a junior in high school driving to Pasadena with my girls.