Child, some idiot thought that it was a good idea to let Kim Kardashian get in the studio and record a song!
Raise your hand if you want to hear Kim Kardashian sing?! Put your hand down, Chad Ocho!
I really would like to know who the hell thought this would be a good idea! The girl couldn't even sound good when she was getting her back blown out by Ray Jay, so what makes you think she has the pipes for a singing career?!
I can't wait for this album to come out - it will go Double Dust! Or Triple Woodchips!
Here is the song:
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?! This shit ain't going NOWHERE!!!
She sounds like Christian Bale in Batman! Not even a queen would put his hand on this mess...and queens gave Kim Zolciak not one, but two chances to shit on wax!
Just like in the comedy business, the music business is more interested in presenting something fluff and "imaging". There are plenty of girls who can really sing who could be branded and marketed for success, but again and again people go for whatever is "easy". The only problem is getting Kim Kardashian to have a hit recorded would be harder than trying to raise Elvis from the dead and get him to join and successfully complete weight watchers online.
Kim K., you are a cute girl (I'm sure) and seem to have a sweet deposition, but if you don't sit your ass down with this horrible voice of yours I'm gonna kick you in your silicon injected ass!
I mean, sex tape, make-up and skin care line, fitness video, hair weaves, clothing stores, and promoting botched plastic surgery...what more do you need girl?
That shit sounded like my cat giving a pap smear to a howling hyena with a thyroid problem!
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