Looking to make extra cash? Got a baby? Okay, well pimp them out. Want to know how?!
Just sign them up to be a baby model. In every major metropolis, on any given day this process takes place. There are parents who spend time and energy trying to get their child into modeling. Now, if you thought the career span of a dancer was limited, you have to see the career span of a baby model. They can only work newborn up to 3 1/2 years in the baby modeling world, before they become has beens.
So, just in case your baby looks like Flava Flav they have criteria for the little crumb snatcher. Here is what Joe Freeman of Dynasty Models is looking for: "It's almost like if you see something you know it," says Freeman. "For a baby, pretty much you're looking for that cuteness. I hate using the term, but that all-American look. That baby with a wholesome look."
I can not believe he just said "baby with a wholesome look"!!! Isn't that all babies?! Are there slutty babies out there?! Babies that look like they've been around the block? Kim Kardashina babies?! Or Courtney Love babies?! Babies selling crack on 145th and Lennox? Babies strapping time bombs to their back and hoping on America bound flights? Babies smoking Newports and selling their bodies for $10 and a crack rock? Babies back-up dancing in Beyonce videos. Babies telling McCain to kiss their ass? Babies having babies? Babies going to nightclubs looking for their future baby daddies? Babies stealing from convenient stores. Has anyone seen a shifty looking baby?
This statement baffles me, but amuses me at the same time.
If you are interested in baby modeling or want to read more of the article written by Vanessa E. Jones with Boston.com here is the link: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/family/articles/2009/01/03/next_years_model?s_campaign=8315
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